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My big sister was such a dork, always asking me to take silly pictures for her profile picture. I gladly did it, though, and she never seemed to notice all the extra time I took looking through the lens to, er, line up the shot.

“My little brother is such a dork. When mom and dad aren’t home, he’s started pulling out his dick and playing with it in front of me. It’s ridiculously THICK and long…it’s like the size of his arm! He waves it around,

“My little brother is such a dork. When mom and dad aren’t home, he’s started pulling out his dick and playing with it in front of me. It’s ridiculously THICK and long…it’s like the size of his arm! He waves it around, tugs it, slaps it, tries

girthyencounters: “My little brother is such a dork. When mom and dad aren’t home, he’s started pulling out his dick and playing with it in front of me. It’s ridiculously THICK and long…it’s like the size of his arm! He waves it around, tugs

chillywillychaos: He’s such a dork omg I wish I could meet him and Wade and Bob ;; Also source x

viria: I’m very into science these days. Yeah, Cecil. Science. Someone please explain to me how a grown ass man can be such a dork gods Cecil<33 There was obviously no way for me to avoid it.

ixthianapolis: Ms Black, I need to see you after class. elizajaneblack: i am such a dork. libraries, classrooms, college campuses, etc make me so wet. i’m not sure if it’s because i have a lady boner for adorable bespeckled intellectuals or if it’s

$theneo-senpai: (\OwO/)videohusky You are such a big nerd <3 Best potato boyfriend :3c$

theneo-senpai: (\OwO/)videohusky You are such a big nerd <3 Best potato boyfriend :3c

shaman58: carebearpanties: bimboisbetter: The first text said “It’s hot in your apartment, isn’t it? You should get naked.” Roger was such a dork, he always texted Jane silly crap like that. Thing was, it really was pretty hot in her apartment…

pvfc-akb48fan: wiscthor2: I’m LITERALLY saying hi to you all with this video! Which is super-rare, because I’m such a dork and am terribly awkward at talking to a camera (one of the reasons I do not chat or skype)- anyway, thanks for all the love

idk what they’re saying but its prolly “mm look at my tasty ass. come here and fuck it <3” “hubba hubba” i’m such a dork

hiddlestonhug: supernatural-fandom-central: his smile in the second gif literally makes my life worth living. such a dork. <3

supreme-pug: thelovelymocker: remember how this made our hearts flutter? THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE SUCH A DORK OH MY GOD

thekusabi: Christmas Madoka Magica official artwork!

jennyim18: NEVER FORGOT THAT BEING A HOUSEWIFE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE WEAK(on another note sakura is such a dork)

supreme-pug:thelovelymocker: remember how this made our hearts flutter? THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE SUCH A DORK OH MY GOD My fav one will always be the Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable

naughtynicegirl69: Trying to be sexy with my lips…I just can’t…lol…it makes me smile and laugh because I am such a dork at heart…lol…I was going to slowly tease you with pictures but then I realized my bath was all filled up…Sooooo abracadabra…WALLA!!!!

wiscthor2: I’m LITERALLY saying hi to you all with this video! Which is super-rare, because I’m such a dork and am terribly awkward at talking to a camera (one of the reasons I do not chat or skype)- anyway, thanks for all the love and kind words,

fuckyesnicole: LMFAO. you’re such a dork. <3 Don’t hate cause I’m in Vegas

fuckyesnicole: racered50: fuckyesnicole: LMFAO. you’re such a dork. <3 Don’t hate cause I’m in Vegas lmfao and because betty wasn’t invited! RUDE. Well she is still recovering from being gang banged.

naughtynicegirl69: HIIIIIII!!!!!:) Happy “FUCKING” Friday…hehe…even after all this time I still giggle when I type fucking…lol…I am such a dork…lol…this is one of my favorite lingerie pieces that I own…I had to dig it out of my storage

I’m such a dork that I got über excited when I saw this shirt, because it was more like the Venom suit than actual Spidey, and I just had to buy it. Would have been better if it was actually black instead of dark charcoal though.

misslizamalicious: Reasons why i love you brendadiazdom ♡

forthesiblings: A few weeks ago my brother asked for a good night kiss. I laugh an kissed him on the cheek. He told me that’s not where brothers kiss their sisters. My brother can be such a dork sometimes. But as long as he keeps wanting to “kiss”

creativerehab: All smiles. Lo-res 35mm film scan. I’m such a dork.

fullmetalblogger: Now when people ask me the time I will take out this watch and feel like a State Alchemist. I am such a dork. I LOVE IT.

manola-das-dorgas: remember how this made our hearts flutter? THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE SUCH A DORK OH MY GOD this used to make my dick hard as a kid

I’m such a dork… ;P

pink-babydoll: Eeee yay they arrived! I can’t wait to see ash OTL I’m such a dork..

askearthairandmagic: Does this mean I have to be NSFW now? ((I’m such a dork this is literally the first thing that popped into my head. Shoulda had this done days ago but been pretty sick >.<. Also can i say the mod of this blog is one of the

Shut up Mod Pony, you’re such a dork! Art trade with Sandseeker I don’t know whether to be flattered or creeped out that he choose whatsapony. I need to make some better male characters… Anyway, I hope you like it.

coffeeandcastiel: Oh yeah plug that baby in hard

incorrect48quotes:Momo: You’re such a dork Daimond, you know that? Total loser.Daimond: Then let go of my hand.Momo, gripping tighter: No.

sweestellar: Smooch Buddies Love how he misses the trashcan.Such a dork.

Dorks. (ㆁᴗㆁ✿) Everyones waving and then you see thunder doing whatever the hell hes doing with his hands xD

baekbyuns: the dork we call bacon baekhyun [x]

eteru: Nam Woohyun ssi are you oK?

risamichan:Oh my goodness

girthyencounters: “My little brother is such a dork. When mom and dad aren’t home, he’s started pulling out his dick and playing with it in front of me. It’s ridiculously THICK and long…it’s like the size of his arm! He waves it around, tugs

et-saxophone-home: supreme-pug: thelovelymocker: remember how this made our hearts flutter? THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE SUCH A DORK OH MY GOD Mainly Danny and Sam but yeah 😍

wow you’re such a dork

mizgnomer:David being silly on the set of Doctor Who Links to other silliness on the Doctor Who set include:[ David making faces ] [ Laughing with Billie ][ Laughing with Catherine 1 & 2 ] [ Dancing with David ][ Fun with Daleks in Manhattan ]

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Pearl is such a dork

someteenslounge: Pearl is such a dork, going on and on about the Spire and everything in it. Leave it to her to point out every little thing that’s changed in a hundred years. I like that, if you frame by frame during the pan-up on the temple right

yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: im such a doRK AKJCNAC i spent all day thinking… DONT WORRY DUDE ME TOO HGGGHHHHH :KJADKJNLJCBH MADDI ;w; you’re such a good bee buddy uwu

sexandsophistication replied to your post: So…. LMAO you’re such a dork! <3 a cute dork! :PMWAH lol <3

ars-mortifera: I have such a stupid crush on this dork at the moment I mean mahgawd help

sketchit26: sans and gaster (aka dork cutie)

konpozaa: konpozaa: this could be us but u a video game character this post has 52000 notes and i made it after approximately .5 seconds of thought about how me and my video game husband aren’t together let it be known that yoshiya “joshua” kiryu

missmossmtf: May 17, 1968 Happy Birthday Dave Abbruzzese!! ** best drummer that Pearl Jam ever had **

jamesbanes: I fear sometimes that people sort of see me a certain way from some of these roles, and I can’t wait for the opportunity to be like, “I’m such a dork!” Really, really. I’m such a dork. I just pretend to be cool.

koalanurples: GRimd orks more liKE,,,GRIMm,, dorks,, they are such cute dorks,,,

i-think-2-much: batfamily-imagines: blackpanthor: jaybirbtodd: thewayneses: Some gems I found in Tim’s monologue from the Red Robin series. Tim is such a dork. Wait you forgot one of my favorites. After he jumps to hasty conclusions and freaks

tamiiland replied to your post: TRICK OR MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT. BRING IT. IT IS ON. /spartaplz. (How de foq do I put gifs in my answers, Sunny; help, aaahh—I’m such a dork. /sobsforevermore.) OH MAN YES. you effing dork, you have to reblog it to add

tamiiland: ikimaru: tamiiland replied to your post: TRICK OR MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT. BRING IT. IT IS ON. /spartaplz. (How de foq do I put gifs in my answers, Sunny; help, aaahh—I’m such a dork. /sobsforevermore.) OH MAN YES. you effing dork, you have

chrisnolanfilms: I fear sometimes that people sort of see me a certain way from some of these roles, and I can’t wait for the opportunity to be like, “I’m such a dork!” Really, really. I’m such a dork. I just pretend to be cool.

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